Welcome To HELL.

singapore.

and how did i survive the trip?

mainly thanks to blink 182 and the killers.

oh, and about a hundred repeats of "iris".

and why am i in singapore when PTA is tomorrow?

here's how it went down:

Mom: We're going to Singapore this weekend.

Vic: WHAT?! But there's PTA on Saturday!!!!

Mom: So? You only failed math.

My parents have been abducted by aliens.

and have been replaced by these super awesome clones.

and what does a truly loving, loyal daughter do?

take advantage of the situation.

Vic: Mooooooooooomm? Can I get a Wiiiiiiiiiiii??

Mom: Go ask your father.

okay.

Vic: Paaaaaaaaaaaaa....? Can I get a Wiiiiiiiiiiii?

Pa: No.

damn.