I miss Wei Tze.

So so fucking much.

TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF!!

NEW YORK (Billboard) - The members of punk rock trio Blink-182 announced during Sunday night's Grammy Awards that they are reuniting for a tour and new album. The group has been on hiatus for more than four years.

"We used to play music together, and we decided we're going to play music together again," drummer Travis Barker said at the Los Angeles event, still with his arm in a sling after surviving a deadly plane crash last year.

In a statement sent to the media, the band said, "To put it simply, We're back. We mean, really back. Picking up where we left off and then some. In the studio writing and recording a new album. Preparing to tour the world yet again. Friendships reformed. 17 years deep in our legacy." Rumors are swirling that the band will open for Green Day this summer, but details have not been announced.

The second cumming is here!!!

Blink 182 Grammy Reunion.

One small step for Blink fans worldwide.

There is a God.

Thank you Eric Clapton.

*Kowtows*

R.I.P.

Thanks.

Heath Ledger.

April 4th, 1979 - January 22nd, 2008.

I Love Cyanide and Happiness.

This reminded me of Kimberley.

This one reminded me of Gus.

Justin!

LOL.

For Kimberley.

THIS is what the album cover looks like.

XD

Layla And Other Assorted Love Songs.

JUSTIN GOT IT FOR ME!

HOLY JUMPING FUCKING SHITBALLS!!!

Now I literally cannot wait for him to come back.

NOT that I could before the album but...

Ja.

Cocaine - Eric Clapton.

He actually does NOT look like a nerd in this one!

You can buy me Layla And Other Assorted Love Songs for Christmas.

I'd be forever indebted.

UPDATE 13/7/08: I GOT HIS AUTOBIOGRAPHY!!!

FUCK YEAH!!!!!

Layla.

Oh my God.

Fucking addicted to this.

Thanks Justin.

Now you've got me listening to EC when I'm supposed to be reading economics.

I want to watch Crossroads.

NOT the Britney one.

The Osmonds. Their Last Performance.

I went to see the Osmonds yesterday.

I walked into the Arena of Stars, and glanced at the stage.

I saw six electric guitars,

two basses,

two drum sets,

two electronic keyboards,

a grand piano,

a saxophone.

"Holy shit! This is gonna be one kickass show!! XD"

Blew my mind away.

But, as everyone knows, Malaysian audiences suck.

My mom and I were like the only ones going INSANE in our row.

Screaming at five second intervals.

My voice really, really hurts.

We could hit Steve Tyler decibels!

Rawr!!

Donny came into the crowd.

Let's just say,

after meeting up at the entrance after the show,

my mom, her friend and I were holding up our right hands...

Each making a solemn vow never to wash it again.

"Even if it becomes green and mouldy!"

I think this Indian lady almost passed out.

This other woman started wiping his sweat.

She's never going to throw away that tissue paper.

She's going to frame it and worship it every day.

Victoria is NOT jealous.

But whoa, Jay Osmond can REALLY PLAY THE DRUMS.

Awesomeness.

The only damper was that I forgot to make a sign which read:

"My dad loves Marie! (But my mom wouldn't let him come because she's jealous.)"

I wanted to watch Air Supply today.

But I have college tomorrow.

Fuck.

My mom's friend also mentioned that,

 from observing my taste in music,

I could be at least 40 years old.

Then I started singing a Frank Sinatra song.

0.0

Vic Loves That Bass.

And the guy of course.

Only real men wear pink!!

I love WEI TZE more.

Forever.

Even if Hell freezes over.

And Gayshar takes over the world.

And turns it into his 'pleasure planet'.

And builds rockets to Uranus in search of alien lambs.

But he won't find any. God willing.

Because aliens are too damn smart.

And may turn him into what he hates the most (no, not Samantha).

A STRAIGHT man.

But that would mean the end of our lives as we know it.

We'd be living in constant darkness.

The dark, depressing loneliness that eats at our souls.

Therefore, we must ensure that Gayshar never takes over the world.

For all we know, he may be turning Italy into the Gay Capital of the world.

...But it's already that isn't it? XD

I have a feeling we'll do something like this.

LOL.

Always. The Lego Version. Blink 182.

HOMG. This is effing brilliant.

Because We Know Who The Real Champions Are.

Yeah.

exams are over. exams are over. exams are over. exams are over.

Sammie, I want to party.

If I post a picture of Gayshar on my blog would you throw one?

I AM ON MY KNEES! T_T

I also want Becca to come back NOW.

Not in December.

Which is AGES away.

Dammit.

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You and I both know who's behind this one.

Five things I miss about Samantha's place:

1) Your jacuzzi (okay so I've never been in it before, even more reason to go!)

2) The alcohol (yeah, I don't drink either, but you do an awesome impersonation of Captain Jack Sparrow when you're tipsy...)

3) Bouncing around to seriously gay music (dear diary, mood: apathetic.)

4) ALI G!!!! (and all the 'yo momma' jokes.)

5) SAMANTHA'S NEVER ENDING SUPPLY OF CADBURY FLAKES BYATCH!!! XDDDDD

And finally....

Who's yoooour class teacher? ;D

Yeah cupcake.

Now you owe me one huge-ass party.

With flakes.

And ruffles.

Because we like big butts, and we cannot lie.

Pot Suckers. POT SUCKERS?!

ATLANTA — Georgia retailers soon will be banned from selling candy flavored to taste like marijuana to children.

For reals! XD

Hahahahahahahahahaha.

I can't breathe.

It's The Truth.

"She says size doesn't matter.

She's lying."

- Carl's Jr.

XD

Yes. The largest burgers EVER.

And I actually finished one.

Once again proving that I am indeed a fat person in disguise.

Just like in Heroes.

Like that woman with the power to create illusions.

She looks like a thin, pretty person,

but in reality, she's like 300 pounds overweight.

Anyway...

Supernatural was awesome.

As usual.

I like Lilith.

Yeah, the evil little girl who's gonna lead all the demons to world domination, etc etc.

She's cool.

Sam's overrated.

Dean's so much hotter Kathleen!!

! XD XD !

And you know what's the best part about horror flicks?

The phone calls.

From disconnected phones.

Or,

The chat messages.

From computers which are off.

I love those. Seriously.

Battle Royale.

This is a MUST see for anyone who enjoyed the blood spurting Sweeney Todd.

It's a Japanese movie based on a Japanese novel.

Basically, it's about a class of Year 9 students who were drugged on a school trip, and were brought to a deserted island.

And this is the best part...

Only ONE person can leave the island alive.

You guessed it!

They have to kill each other off.

They are given weapons (depends on how lucky you get. Some get machine guns, axes, sickles, pistols, shotguns... others get binoculars, paper fans, pot lids...).

Oh, and they have been fitted with these necklaces which explode.

And the time limit is crucial. Three days.

So, if there is no sole survivor by the end of the third day...

BOOM.

You die anyway.

I especially like the guy who entered into the "game" for...

What was the reason?

"Fun."

I love the crazy people.

"Ah, senseless violence. My favourite kind."

- My dad, 20/4/08.

And this is the man who brought me up.

XD

Rock 101.

Yeah.

So in today's lesson, Justin described the "Wah Wah pedal".

And the "Wah" sound. Sort of.

Basically, from what I could comprehend, the Wah Wah pedal creates the Wah sound.

Very popular in the 60's-80's.

It's a pedal and you have to press down on it with your foot (well duh), and the movement of your foot controls the "Wah" sound.

I still do not know what the "Wah" sound actually sounds like, but I will listen to Jimi Hendrix's Voodoo Child again.

Furthermore, the Wah Wah Pedal has gone out of fashion due to the increased use of power chords.

I actually know what power chords are.

Dashel loves the "Wah" effect.

And in totally unrelated news, Dashel said "blowjob" thirteen times today.

I know, I counted.

The Wah Wah Pedal.

Addictions.

Blink 182.

I died the day they did.

It explains a lot.

Erik.

after over a year of separation, my baby and i were reunited...

for about fifteen minutes.

he has been mistreated.

he's out of tune, scratched, humiliated.

but i continue to adore him.

truly.

madly.

deeply.

absence does make the heart grow fonder.

next time,

i'm bringing my camera.

i miss Erik.

so very very much.

i have also realised that i cannot watch the asian food channel.

it makes me extraordinarily hungry.

and i'm not going to Singapore this week.

*cheers like an insane person*

XD