Because We Know Who The Real Champions Are.

Yeah.

V2.

I wanna see Wei Tze.

I wanna see Wei Tze.

I wanna see Wei Tze.

I wanna see Wei Tze.

I wanna see Wei Tze.

I wanna see Wei Tze.

SummerSplash.SummerSplash.

I have ticket.

Who wants to go with me??

Call. Call.

(Especially if you have a car and can drive me home.)

Though I may ignore.

If Z is going as well.

But if you enjoy doing freakishly gay things, you are welcome.

WEI TZE!!!

If YOU want to go to Sunway Summer Splash, next week Saturday, CALL ME.

If I can go anyway.

But I'll probably be able to.

Unless Z isn't going...

Then bleh.

This Made My Saturday.

So we've all heard about Malaysia and Singapore fighting over a little spit of land for the last gazillion years and they have finally come to a decision.

They divide the land 50-50.

So Singapore gets this...

Okay. Like a microscopic mole on the ass of the world...

And Malaysia gets this...

Uh.

Really, REALLY made my day.

And I quote:

 

The judgment of the International Court of Justice on Pulau Batu Puteh, Middle Rocks and South Ledge is a “win-win” situation for Malaysia and Singapore, Foreign Minister Datuk Seri Dr Rais Yatim said. “We won half and Singapore won half. So I say it’s a win-win situation and nothing less,” he told journalists after the ICJ delivered its verdict here yesterday.

Unquote.

ROFL.ROFL.ROFL.

exams are over. exams are over. exams are over. exams are over.

Sammie, I want to party.

If I post a picture of Gayshar on my blog would you throw one?

I AM ON MY KNEES! T_T

I also want Becca to come back NOW.

Not in December.

Which is AGES away.

Dammit.

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You and I both know who's behind this one.

Five things I miss about Samantha's place:

1) Your jacuzzi (okay so I've never been in it before, even more reason to go!)

2) The alcohol (yeah, I don't drink either, but you do an awesome impersonation of Captain Jack Sparrow when you're tipsy...)

3) Bouncing around to seriously gay music (dear diary, mood: apathetic.)

4) ALI G!!!! (and all the 'yo momma' jokes.)

5) SAMANTHA'S NEVER ENDING SUPPLY OF CADBURY FLAKES BYATCH!!! XDDDDD

And finally....

Who's yoooour class teacher? ;D

Yeah cupcake.

Now you owe me one huge-ass party.

With flakes.

And ruffles.

Because we like big butts, and we cannot lie.

Mission: Big Mac.

Don't ask questions.

Just go here:http://www.nuffnang.com.my/bigmacchant

and vote for Mission: Big Mac.

ONLY Mission: Big Mac.

VOTE OR DIE.

Ask and I shall explain.

Ask without voting and I shall explain and HURT you.

And yes, you HAVE to register.

As innocent as the person in the middle looks...

She enjoys gory vampire movies, bunnies committing suicide, and Blink 182.

You may go and VOTE now.

Trying to watch the Nadal - Djokovich match while studying.

NOT ADVISABLE.

I'm not supposed to be watching.

The mother is breathing down my neck.

Dad: Nadal just won his break point.

Me: Damn right he did!!!!

*Noticed mother giving me evils*

I mean, reaaaally???

Foxboro Hottubs

OH MY GOD.

Download.Download.Download.Download.Download.Download.

XDDDDDDDDD

Noises Off.

ICPU play.

Japanese and I almost didn't go.

Due to Kears pulling out last minute.

And there we were, freaking out. Not pretty.

Not when you have a severely pissed off half-Jap girl and a sugar loaded Victoria (who apparently bears resemblance to a shaken bottle of Coke).

The play itself was good.

Though my right ear still rings.

Yay Sherri!

I honestly don't know what you were worrying about, you were AWESOME.

Too bad we had to go back fast though.

I'll congratulate her tomorrow.

In other news...

My dad has downloaded Superman the movie.

The very first one.

Ever.

Now, if you know me AT ALL...

you'll know that I'm all for Batman.

Because he's awesome.

And rich.

He also has an uber cool car.

But I actually really liked this movie.

I mean

MARLON BRANDO!

I know he's only fully on for like the first fifteen minutes...

but, come on!

MARLON BRANDO!!!

Quite possibly the greatest actor of all time.

So much better than Superman Returns.

Christopher Reeve really gets the difference between Clark Kent and Superman.

Which is awesome,

because you can practically feel it.

And the only thing better than Superman the Movie...

IS SUPERMAN II!!!

XD

The only thing I didn't like about these movies:

Lois Lane.

Can't stand her.

Her voice in particular.

She sounds like someone scratched out her vocal chords.

And she is so effing lucky to have Superman saving her ass constantly.

Trust me,

I still find it very difficult to believe she lasted as long as she did when he was on Krypton.

Honestly,

couldn't he fall for someone who didn't sound like crap?

Or someone who wouldn't get neck deep in trouble every single day??

Pot Suckers. POT SUCKERS?!

ATLANTA — Georgia retailers soon will be banned from selling candy flavored to taste like marijuana to children.

For reals! XD

Hahahahahahahahahaha.

I can't breathe.

33.

33.

33.

33.

33.

33.

33.

33.

33.

33.

Whoa.

I have accomplished my life's mission.

XD XD XD XD

Balls.

Curry rice place, Tiong Bahru, Singapore.

1.45pm.

Old Chinese dude: *mutters some shit in Chinese...* You Indonesian?

.....

Dad: Uh, no. Malaysian.

Dipshit.

Victoria has anticipated Ming's wisecracks.

"Shut up Ming Han!"

It's The Truth.

"She says size doesn't matter.

She's lying."

- Carl's Jr.

XD

Yes. The largest burgers EVER.

And I actually finished one.

Once again proving that I am indeed a fat person in disguise.

Just like in Heroes.

Like that woman with the power to create illusions.

She looks like a thin, pretty person,

but in reality, she's like 300 pounds overweight.

Anyway...

Supernatural was awesome.

As usual.

I like Lilith.

Yeah, the evil little girl who's gonna lead all the demons to world domination, etc etc.

She's cool.

Sam's overrated.

Dean's so much hotter Kathleen!!

! XD XD !

And you know what's the best part about horror flicks?

The phone calls.

From disconnected phones.

Or,

The chat messages.

From computers which are off.

I love those. Seriously.