So, I just felt like I hadn't written a proper post in a very long time.

Which is true.

I haven't been busy.

I just haven't been pushed to that point of boredom for a while.

Blogging might have been my scapegoat for not studying.

Maybe now I have a life.

HAH.

We all know better.

So, my CNY was normal.

Food.

Family.

Gambling.

Money.

Meh, no big whoop.

My mother called Ray an organ.

I mean, Jesus H. Tapdancing Christ.

Ray is hurt. I am humiliated.

At least she didn't call Erik an organ.

Or a tuba.

Because she could've.

Thanks mom.

Great Aussie Open semi-final last night.

Should've taped it.

Vamos Rafa!

He's brilliant.

They both were.

Federer must've wet his pants.

On that note, who else was EXTREMELY disappointed with Safina?

Who else is INCREDIBLY annoyed with Serena Williams' hopping?

And lastly, who else wanted to give Verdasco's friend a good kick in the balls?

Maybe it's just me.

Syler is killing again.

Vic is happy.

I shall be leaving for Melbourne on the 16th of February.

And I am so ready to get out of this armpit of a country.

Really though.

When I was 4, my brother and I thought we were English.

Because we spoke English.

Not Malay, not Chinese.

And I think we cried when we found out the truth.

Or not.

I don't remember.

But if I had found out now...

Let's not go there.

Melbourne is gonna be kickass.

Nadal.

Eric Clapton.

Deep fried Mars Bars.

They await.

And Justin, of course.

Ta.

Sheer Awesomeness.

Well, at least I got to see this before I die.

Trials tomorrow...

In short, if I die by the end of the week...

Wei Tze gets my laptop.

HS gets my Iphone (even though he has one already).

Justin gets Erik, Ray, Aaron, and the Layla album.

Gus gets my camera and video cam.

Kim gets TF2 (that's if she can beat it off my brother).

Sammie gets Elvis the teddy bear.

Jap gets the Boys Like Girls album.

Economics awaits.

Peace Day.

ARGH!! Kimmy the hippie!!!!

I couldn't bear to take any more.

Hippies scare me.

Even more than terrorists do.

Boo.

And this is why short people rock.

Swirly lollipop!

Doooooooood.

LOL.

The Japanese has conformed!

Moving on.

The Blues Brothers are awesome.

Gus has introduced me to the wonder and joy of Newgrounds.com.

Infecting people with a virus has never been this epic.

Or this fun.

I hate English Studies.

I hate SAM.

But I love Samantha. XD

Nadal loves the Phantom of the Opera.

As do I.

He watched it FIVE times on Broadway.

Which is EXACTLY what I'd do.

We are meant to be. =)

He plays golf too.

Everyone pray for Justin NOT to set Amber on fire.

Amber being his guitar, of course.

What were YOU thinking??

Avril Lavigne has gone over to the dark side.

Miley Cyrus is an evil Disney skank.

Madonna is the Supreme Ruler of all Evil.

She has many, many minions.

Someone dump a pail of water on her, and she may shrivel up and melt like the Wicked Witch of the West.

I hope anyway.

I can't believe Gus would trade in my thoughts for a Subway sandwich.

I think my thoughts are worth waaaaaaay more than a sandwich!

Maybe a sandvich. XD

Yeah, a sandvich is good.

Nom! Nom! Nom!

My brother unlocked it, and we'll never go hungry again.

Woohoo for TF2.

Gay Days.

I'll let the pictures do the talking.

 Bouncer took a second one because he thought the first wasn't good enough.

Wait for it....

TEH GAYZZZ! XD

Justin survives NOT talking for 40 hours!!!

You may cheer.

And how does he celebrate??

By calling me at 6 in the morning.

Sad.

What's even sadder is that I think I put the idea in his head.

So he wakes me up during my precious, long-awaited, ass-kicking one week holiday at 6am.

WHY?!

What makes it worse is that I'm forced to listen to his...

...dumb Aussie accent,

first thing in the morning.

Maybe I liked you better when you couldn't talk. XP

I kid, I kid.

Maybe.

On a kind-of-related note:

Justin has survived a two-hour conversation without mentioning music.

Impressive huh?

Not to mention he failed twice...

And that it was only AFTER a caffeinated beverage that he was able to accomplish his astounding feat.

Yeah, he likes music better than people.

NO. I do NOT like music more than people.

I love Nadal don't I?

XD

There Are Those Days.

I PASSED MY MATH.

Thank you God. =)

And congrats to Gus for winning 300 ringgit worth of Baskin Robin vouchers!

Thought I'd better post something up so I get to eat ice-cweam. XD

I want another $4 cupcake to celebrate my...

temporary mathematical intelligence.

Yeah.

It has marshmallows!

Crumbly ain't it?

So bloody good.

But not quite as orgasmic as Ramly burgers. Maybe.

Malaysian Studies was shit.

DUUUUUUUUUHHH.

I wrote out the entire lyrics for Layla.

On the back of the paper.

In pencil.

I then proceeded to write out my notes for my upcoming piano theory exam.

On the front of the paper.

*Five minutes to go!*

I erase retarded theory notes.

I hand in paper.

Outside MPH...

I have a strange feeling I've forgotten to do something...

Whoopsie. XD

I Love Cyanide and Happiness.

This reminded me of Kimberley.

This one reminded me of Gus.

Justin!

LOL.

People.

This is Ashley.

Ho.

Eurghh! What on earth is that hideous mutated thing?!

The strawberry on a stick is pretty ugly too.

XP

This is The Gustave.

He tries to be cool.

Doesn't work.

This is Bouncer.

Bouncer is Samantha's boyfriend.

Bouncer likes taking strange pictures.

Bouncer cheats on Samantha.

With men.

Regularly.

This is Bouncer's girlfriend, Samantha.

Samantha likes gay teachers with huge butts.

Samantha also likes girls.

Many, many girls.

They complete each other.

:)

For Kimberley.

THIS is what the album cover looks like.

XD

Layla And Other Assorted Love Songs.

JUSTIN GOT IT FOR ME!

HOLY JUMPING FUCKING SHITBALLS!!!

Now I literally cannot wait for him to come back.

NOT that I could before the album but...

Ja.

Cocaine - Eric Clapton.

He actually does NOT look like a nerd in this one!

You can buy me Layla And Other Assorted Love Songs for Christmas.

I'd be forever indebted.

UPDATE 13/7/08: I GOT HIS AUTOBIOGRAPHY!!!

FUCK YEAH!!!!!

I love Melbourne, Australia.

Well, Melbourne, VICTORIA, Australia.

Have you seen what they put on their cars????

"Victoria - The place to be."

"Victoria - The Garden State."

"Victoria - On the move."

Damn right. 

And everyone can thank Justin for this ego boost.

NO. 

There is no point to this post.

I just don't want to do my wretched monologue.

Fuck YOU literature.

Also, Justin is on his holidays.

Feel free to leave a snide remark on his blog.

Which can be found in my list of people who have to drop dead and die.

And he calls himself a friend! :'(

I'd Rather Be Blind Than Deaf.

Instructions:
a. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc on shuffle.
b. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
c. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN, NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
d. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.
e. Put this on your blog.

1. If someone says, "Is this okay?"

Dick Lips - blink-182.

Right. Nothing to lose.

2. How would you describe yourself?

Enthused - blink-182

To say something that expresses one's eager enjoyment, interest or approval.

3. What do you like in a guy/girl?

Cute Without the E - Taking Back Sunday.

When everything that you'll get is everything that you wanted.

4. How do you feel today?

Are You Lonesome Tonight? - Elvis Presley.

LOL. My parents are out.

5. What is your life's purpose?

Playmate of the Year - Zebrahead.

I don't know.

6. What is your motto?

Man Overboard - blink-182.

I think I have too many blink songs.

7. What do your friends think of you?

Crappy Love Ballad - Angels and Airwaves.

How dare you! XD

8. What do you think of your parents?

Degenerate - blink-182.

DEFINITELY too many blink songs.

Don't tell my mom.

9. What do you think about very often?

The Real Slim Shady - Eminem.

Wooooooow.

10. What is 2+2?

Get Happy - Bowling For Soup.

Screw math.

11. What do you think of your best friends?

Return to Sender - Elvis Presley.

... That's not cool.

12. What do you think of the person you like?

You're My Angel - Unwritten Law.

Jap! Jap! Angel from heaven!!

13. What is your life?

You Are Not Alone - Michael Jackson.

Good to know.

14. What do you want to be when you grow up?

Up Against The Wall - Boys Like Girls.

?

15. What do you think of when you see the person you like?

Crawling - Linkin Park.

HAHAHAHA.

16. What will you dance to at your wedding?

American Idiot - Green Day.

Fuck Yeah!

17. What will they play at your funeral?

The Day You Went Away - M2M.

I can't believe I have this song in my playlist...

18. What is your hobby/interest?

Online Songs - blink-182.

Sweeeet.

19. What is your biggest fear?

Does Your Mother Know - ABBA.

I think I just might die laughing.

20. What is your biggest secret?

What Went Wrong? - blink-182.

Not true.

21. What do you think of your friends?

Too Much - Spice Girls.

Again, not true.

22. What will you post this as?

Paint My Love - Michael Learns to Rock.

Wrong! Look up! XD

23. What song would you play during your first time having sex?

Layla - Derek and the Dominos.

ROFL.

People to tag:

Justin. I don't care if you only have five songs from the 21st century.

Wei Tze. Because you rock.

Kimberley. To distract you from English.

Kathleen. I want to know.

Shu Xian. Ditto that.

Gustave. Fuck with their minds.

Layla.

Oh my God.

Fucking addicted to this.

Thanks Justin.

Now you've got me listening to EC when I'm supposed to be reading economics.

I want to watch Crossroads.

NOT the Britney one.

Guess What?

Rules:
1. The rules of the game get posted at the beginning.
2. Each player answers the questions about themselves.
3. At the end of the post the player then tags 5 people and posts their names, then goes to their blogs and leaves a comment, letting them know they got tagged and to ask them to play and read your blog.

Starting time: 9:43 pm

Name: Victoria.

Sisters: None.

Brothers: William.

Shoe size: Incredibly small.

Height: Short.

Where do you live: Here,

Favourite drinks: Green Spot.

Favourite breakfast: Bacon & eggs.

Have you ever been on a plane: Yes.

Swam in the ocean: In my own I-can't-swim way, yes.

Fallen asleep in school: Yes.

Broken someone's heart: You tell me.

Saved e-mails: Just the important ones.

What is your room like: Plain.

What's right beside you: Elvis.

What is the last thing you ate: A sweet. Orange flavoured.

Ever had
chicken pox: Yes. And I have the scar to prove it.

Sore throat: If you haven't, I would like to know your secret.

Stitches: Yes. Long story.

Broken nose: No. 

Do you believe in love at first sight: No.

Like picnics: Depends on the food.

Who was the last person you danced with: William.

Last made you smile: George Carlin. R.I.P.

You last yelled at: Djokovic for losing the first AND second set.

Today did you:
Talk to someone you like: Yes. Wei Tze.

Kissed anyone: No.

Get sick: Inability to cope with idiots.

Talked to an ex: No.

Miss someone: Hock Seng.

Best feeling in the world: Right now? Watching Casablanca.

Do you sleep with stuffed animals: Of course.

What's under your bed: The boogeyman. Hopefully.

Who do you really hate: Madonna.

What time is it now: 9.52pm.

Randoms :
Q:Is there a person who is on your mind right now:

Djokovic. Because he's losing.

Q: Do you have any siblings:

... Look up mate.

Q: Do you want children:

Yes. Travis and Marie.

Q: Do you smile often:

I think so.

Q: Do you like your hand-writing:

To a certain extent.

Q: Are your toenails painted:

No.

Q: Whose bed other than yours would you rather sleep in:

My parents.

Q: What colour shirt are you wearing:

Yellow.

Q: What were you doing at 7:00pm yesterday:

Math.

Q: I can't wait till:

I get Mark's pink bass.

Q: When did you cry last:

Last year. When my dog died.

Q: Are you a friendly person:

Ask my friends.

Q: Do you have any pets:

Yes.

Where is the person you have feelings for right now?

Non-existant.

Did the last person you held hands with mean anything to you now?

I can't remember the last person I held hands with.

Do you sleep with the TV on?

Sometimes.

What are you doing right before starting this tag?

Helping Wei Tze kick ass.

Have you ever crawled through a window?

Yes.

Are you closer to your mother or father?

Neither. It depends.

Who was the last person you cried in front of?

My dead dog's body.

How many people can you say you've really loved?

Four. Parents. Brother. Best friend.

Do you eat healthy?

No.

Do you still have pictures of you & your ex?

I don't know.

Have you ever cried because of something someone said to you?

Never.

How often do you go to church?

Never.

If you're having a bad day, who are you most likely to go to?

The Phantom Of The Opera.

Are you loud or quiet most of the time?

Depends.

Are you confident?

Depends.

5 things I'm going to do 10 years to come..

Meet Nadal, get that bass, watch Roland Garros live, meet Tiger Woods, meet Travis Barker.

5 things on my to-do list today

Economics. blink-182. Wimbledon. Wei Tze. Sleep.

5 snacks I enjoy

Ruffles, donuts, Tic-Tacs, Mars Bars, Flakes.

5 things I would do if I were a billionaire

Meet Nadal, get that bass, watch Roland Garros live, meet Tiger Woods, meet Travis Barker.

5 of my bad habits

I'm perfect.

Okay, self-praise.

5 places I have lived in

Malaysia. How pathetic.

5 jobs I've had

Babysitter, elder sister, coach, professional ass kicker, and music critic.

I tag Kim, Kath, Shu Xian... whoever.

I Got Tagged Again.

By Shu Xian.

Again.

Here we go.

Rules/Instructions: The selected blogger must say 10 things about themselves. Then tag 5 other blogger to do.

10 things eh?

1. I hate rabbits.

I have a deep psychological reason.

2. I like watching rabbits die.

Due to the deep psychological reason.

3. I have two pianos: a baby grand and a digital.

They are called Erik and Ray.

4. I have a guitar which I haven't touched for the last five years.

He is Aaron.

5. I name most of my teddy bears after rock stars.

Jimi, Chuck, Billie, Elvis, Steven...

6. I am allergic to prawns.

Kill me now.

7. I want Mark's bass.

Even though it's pink.

8. I hate John Mayer's hair.

Someone definitely peed on it.

9. I want to finish watching Casablanca.

Really. Awesome. Movie.

10. I love vampires.

To deathhhhh.

And now, the five victims.

Justin.

Because he's never done one before.

Oh fuck it.

That counts as five.

And you wanna know something else too?

Wei Tze is awesome, 

and anyone who says otherwise must have been tortured as a child.

Severely, severely tortured.

The Osmonds. Their Last Performance.

I went to see the Osmonds yesterday.

I walked into the Arena of Stars, and glanced at the stage.

I saw six electric guitars,

two basses,

two drum sets,

two electronic keyboards,

a grand piano,

a saxophone.

"Holy shit! This is gonna be one kickass show!! XD"

Blew my mind away.

But, as everyone knows, Malaysian audiences suck.

My mom and I were like the only ones going INSANE in our row.

Screaming at five second intervals.

My voice really, really hurts.

We could hit Steve Tyler decibels!

Rawr!!

Donny came into the crowd.

Let's just say,

after meeting up at the entrance after the show,

my mom, her friend and I were holding up our right hands...

Each making a solemn vow never to wash it again.

"Even if it becomes green and mouldy!"

I think this Indian lady almost passed out.

This other woman started wiping his sweat.

She's never going to throw away that tissue paper.

She's going to frame it and worship it every day.

Victoria is NOT jealous.

But whoa, Jay Osmond can REALLY PLAY THE DRUMS.

Awesomeness.

The only damper was that I forgot to make a sign which read:

"My dad loves Marie! (But my mom wouldn't let him come because she's jealous.)"

I wanted to watch Air Supply today.

But I have college tomorrow.

Fuck.

My mom's friend also mentioned that,

 from observing my taste in music,

I could be at least 40 years old.

Then I started singing a Frank Sinatra song.

0.0

People who say SAM students have no lives have a stick shoved up their anus.

Flying Turtles And Flamingos caters to all needs.

It has theories about fat people.

It has stories about wild parties...

And wild people.

It follows the Gayshar, wherever he may be.

And I sincerely hope he's reading this.

Right now.

Ladies, gentlemen, fellow bloggers, Gayshar.

Meet Gustave and Anthony.

A penny for your thoughts Gus?

Gayshar, keep reading.

Don't hide your true feelings Anthony!!

Gayshar wouldn't.

A wise man once said... Something about orgasms. And how people make faces when having one.

NOT that it has anything to do with the picture above.

I think it was Carlos Santana.

Through the blog of Justin Yap.

As one door closes, another opens.

But sometimes, the door slams into your foot.

Bye bye Anthony! :'(