• I have no classes this Thursday.
  
• Why?
• Because the teachers decided to strike.
• Picketing will be involved (naturally).
• ZOMG NO CLASSES ON THURSDAY!
• Oh, I don't know if I speak perfect English, but thank you.
• Yes, I am Malaysian.
• YOU LOOKIN' DOWN ON MY COUNTRY?!
• Feel free.
• I do it all the time.
• You're welcome.
• Why yes, I do enjoy Italian food.
• Lygon Street is heaven on earth.
• The Jonas Brothers should die a painful, painful death.
• And take Miley Cyrus with them.
• Seriously, who even listens to their music??
• No, I'm not Malaysian.
• I'm British.
• Like God.
• And four wise men.
• Who picture themselves on a boat on a river.
• With tangerine trees.
• And marmalade skies.