I do not have a local news story idea.

I do have a large appetite.

I do not understand why I am still awake.

I do understand why I enjoy Kill Bill.

I do not want to get home at 10pm tomorrow.

I do need to rehearse for Titus Andronicus for three hours.

I have not read my script yet.

Shit.

Boing. Boing. Boing. Boing.