TITUS ANDRONICUS

In the ultimate Genre Mashup RMIT UNION [ARTS] presents over four nights of performance mayhem 'Shakespeare's Festival of Gore' directed by Lynne Ellis.

BE WARNED: Empty Stomach required for this Shakespearean Splatter Classic. In this savage epic of brutal revenge told with timeless relevance, knives replace pens and body parts are exchnged like words. Theatriaclised through a plethora of styles are eras, you won't know whether to laugh, cry, or leave!

We welcome you to the bloodbath that is Titus Andronicus.

Venue: Kaleide Theatre, 360 Swanston St

Dates: Wednesday 7th October to Saturday 10th October

Time: 7:30 pm

Tickets $5/$10, FREE to FRIENDS of RMIT UNION [ARTS]

www.melbournefringe.com.au

General News Reporting.

Who: Victoria Ong *Chinese name will never be mentioned and only known to a select few.*

What: Nothing in particular. Brain farts maybe.

Where: Building 5, Level 3, RMIT University.

When: Now.

Why: Because I can.

How: Blogger.com

A girl in her late teens attempts to escape infinite boredom with the use of Blogger.com to bring excitement into her meaningless existance.

Victoria Ong, a first year at RMIT University, has to attend a 3 hour rehearsal for RMIT Union Arts' October production of Shakespeare's bloodbath, Titus Andronicus. The rehearsal begins at 6pm.

"I think my character gets raped, then gets her hands and tongue cut off, and is eventually killed by her father."

She is giving dinner a miss tonight, settling for a large bag of Doritos, the cheesier alternative. She will also proceed to watch To Kill A Mockingbird while nom-ing.

Blogging from Building 5, Level 3, RMIT University City campus, the sound of basketball can be heard from below. 

In unrelated news, if Stick was bisexual, he would do Jensen Ackles.

Who could blame him?

I have to depart this incurably cold room. Rehearsal starts in 19 minutes.

Shoot all the bluejays you want, if you can hit em'.

I do not have a local news story idea.

I do have a large appetite.

I do not understand why I am still awake.

I do understand why I enjoy Kill Bill.

I do not want to get home at 10pm tomorrow.

I do need to rehearse for Titus Andronicus for three hours.

I have not read my script yet.

Shit.

Boing. Boing. Boing. Boing.

ATTENTION CREATIVE PEOPLE.

Justin needs a name for his band.

Think.

Think hard.

Anything involving the words "Justin", "Yap", "Band", or a duo of those words with "Experience" will be immediately laughed at and made fun of until I forget.

Anna Karina is in Melbourne and I don't get to see her.

Where is your God now?

RAMLY BURGERS RAMLY BURGERS RAMLY BURGERS.

Here I come.

I am going to eat SO MUCH FOOD I'll become heavier than Samantha dahling.

Not that she's heavy.

She isn't.

She is a head taller than me, yet we are of the same weight.

Sigh.

I have been highly motivated to be EXTREMELY rich in the near future.

Mostly thanks to the Silver K Gallery.

Which Justin and I visited on Friday.

The gallery had PATTIE BOYD photos on display.

Meaning GEORGE HARRISON.

And GOD.

Ron Wood is actually a really talented artist.

You know, from The Rolling Stones.

Robert Johnson. WOW.

All the pictures are AT LEAST $900 or more.

And the prices increase every three months.

Therefore, I need to be extremely rich in the very near future.

Not the mention all the pictures of Elvis Presley...

♥

42 years and still going strong.

1st June 1967 - infinity

I get by with a little help from my friends.