I love Melbourne, Australia.

Well, Melbourne, VICTORIA, Australia.

Have you seen what they put on their cars????

"Victoria - The place to be."

"Victoria - The Garden State."

"Victoria - On the move."

Damn right. 

And everyone can thank Justin for this ego boost.

NO. 

There is no point to this post.

I just don't want to do my wretched monologue.

Fuck YOU literature.

Also, Justin is on his holidays.

Feel free to leave a snide remark on his blog.

Which can be found in my list of people who have to drop dead and die.

And he calls himself a friend! :'(