There Actually Is A God.

And he's coming to Melbourne!!!!

Woot. Woot.

No. Really. He is.

....And I also know Kimmie is gonna go "WTF Vicccccc..."

Because she's Kimberley.

And I'm Victoria.

You wanna see God??

Okaaaayyy!! XD

Well, he's really young here.

Hey!! I have PROOF!!!

TOLD YOU SO!!!

♥ Eric Clapton.

Brain Spasm.

I ♥ Stevie Ray Vaughan.

Even though the cashier asked whether the CD was for my dad.

Lenny!

Trials Are Over Betch.

This is Teh Gustave.

This is teh dress.

Teh dress is made out of condom.

No shit.

Teh Gustave likey teh dress.

Teh Gustave likey teh condom.

Teh Gustave REALLY likey teh condom.

His luurve for teh condom grows. Figuratively speaking.

Like a mother looking at (his) newborn. Awww...

Green tea is taking over teh world. 

Teh Gustave is happiest.

Part of the Singapore F1 circuit.

Giant swing thingie.

 

Giant... catapult thingie.

....

Is be, or is be not, is be one big damn puzzler.

Sheer Awesomeness.

Well, at least I got to see this before I die.

Trials tomorrow...

In short, if I die by the end of the week...

Wei Tze gets my laptop.

HS gets my Iphone (even though he has one already).

Justin gets Erik, Ray, Aaron, and the Layla album.

Gus gets my camera and video cam.

Kim gets TF2 (that's if she can beat it off my brother).

Sammie gets Elvis the teddy bear.

Jap gets the Boys Like Girls album.

Economics awaits.

Peace Day.

ARGH!! Kimmy the hippie!!!!

I couldn't bear to take any more.

Hippies scare me.

Even more than terrorists do.

Boo.

And this is why short people rock.

Swirly lollipop!

Well, before September 17th dies...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GUS!

And what do we do on such an occasion?

*HINT!* 

It is green and drinkable.

Highly drinkable.

Booya!!

Shooting the Stars!!

I doubt OChaCha will ever have such insane customers again.

And bb guns actually DO hurt.

Doooooooood.

LOL.

The Japanese has conformed!

Moving on.

The Blues Brothers are awesome.

Gus has introduced me to the wonder and joy of Newgrounds.com.

Infecting people with a virus has never been this epic.

Or this fun.

I hate English Studies.

I hate SAM.

But I love Samantha. XD

Nadal loves the Phantom of the Opera.

As do I.

He watched it FIVE times on Broadway.

Which is EXACTLY what I'd do.

We are meant to be. =)

He plays golf too.

Everyone pray for Justin NOT to set Amber on fire.

Amber being his guitar, of course.

What were YOU thinking??

Avril Lavigne has gone over to the dark side.

Miley Cyrus is an evil Disney skank.

Madonna is the Supreme Ruler of all Evil.

She has many, many minions.

Someone dump a pail of water on her, and she may shrivel up and melt like the Wicked Witch of the West.

I hope anyway.

I can't believe Gus would trade in my thoughts for a Subway sandwich.

I think my thoughts are worth waaaaaaay more than a sandwich!

Maybe a sandvich. XD

Yeah, a sandvich is good.

Nom! Nom! Nom!

My brother unlocked it, and we'll never go hungry again.

Woohoo for TF2.