Life Definitely Sucks Less.

Finally. 

I Hate The World And Everyone In It.

People are stupid.

Period.

A bit of advice for those who are less retarded.

When emailing a stranger, possibly to liase about renting a room in a different country...

Always, ALWAYS make sure you state your gender.

Apparently, with the turning of the new year, it has become mandatory to do so.

Yes, even if you begin with:

Hello, my name is Victoria.

And end with,

I hope to receive your reply soon.........Victoria.

Why you ask?

Because your name never reflects your gender.

Guaranteed.

Sleepless Nights.

It is 1am. I should NOT have taken that four hour nap.

I'm blogging with my phone because I'm too lazy to get my fat ass on my laptop.

If my dad weren't home, I'd be outside watching either The Grudge or Hello Dolly.

I live on horror movies and musicals.

With the single exception of HSM, naturally.

Instead, I am in my room listening to Eric Clapton's version of Cocaine.

Probably not the greatest "go to sleep" song ever created... But at this ungodly hour, I don't give a shit.

On an unrelated note, I'm lying here wondering why Stevie Wonder chose to UTTERLY DESTROY his entire reputation by performing with the Jonas Brothers.

In all honesty, call me cruel if you must, there has to be a better way to soil your image. Beating up Rihanna for instance, now that's an idea.

Bonus marks if you beat up Madonna.

Or Miley Cyrus.

With a sledgehammer.

Not that I'm for violence, but c'mon.

Three decades is more than enough.

And Walt Disney is turning in his grave.


This phone app thing is pretty cool. I should use it more.

Maybe I should sneak out and watch The Exorcist. Or Sweeney Todd.

Though it is very comfy here...
Listening to God.
And blink-182.

Life is goooood.

TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF!!

NEW YORK (Billboard) - The members of punk rock trio Blink-182 announced during Sunday night's Grammy Awards that they are reuniting for a tour and new album. The group has been on hiatus for more than four years.

"We used to play music together, and we decided we're going to play music together again," drummer Travis Barker said at the Los Angeles event, still with his arm in a sling after surviving a deadly plane crash last year.

In a statement sent to the media, the band said, "To put it simply, We're back. We mean, really back. Picking up where we left off and then some. In the studio writing and recording a new album. Preparing to tour the world yet again. Friendships reformed. 17 years deep in our legacy." Rumors are swirling that the band will open for Green Day this summer, but details have not been announced.

The second cumming is here!!!

JUSTIN HAS FINALLY GOTTEN OVER 4000 SONGS!!!

I couldn't help myself.

Happy birthday JL.

Blink 182 Grammy Reunion.

One small step for Blink fans worldwide.

There is a God.

Thank you Eric Clapton.

*Kowtows*

I Hail. I Hail.

Bow down.

Rafael Nadal wins the Australian Open 7-5, 3-6, 7-6, 3-6, 6-2!

And puts all the doubts to rest.

A champion on all courts bitches!!

Doesn't he know he's supposed to be tired?!