This Made My Saturday.

So we've all heard about Malaysia and Singapore fighting over a little spit of land for the last gazillion years and they have finally come to a decision.

They divide the land 50-50.

So Singapore gets this...

Okay. Like a microscopic mole on the ass of the world...

And Malaysia gets this...

Uh.

Really, REALLY made my day.

And I quote:

 

The judgment of the International Court of Justice on Pulau Batu Puteh, Middle Rocks and South Ledge is a “win-win” situation for Malaysia and Singapore, Foreign Minister Datuk Seri Dr Rais Yatim said. “We won half and Singapore won half. So I say it’s a win-win situation and nothing less,” he told journalists after the ICJ delivered its verdict here yesterday.

Unquote.

ROFL.ROFL.ROFL.