Monday, April 14, 2008

Rock 101.

Yeah.

So in today's lesson, Justin described the "Wah Wah pedal".
And the "Wah" sound. Sort of.

Basically, from what I could comprehend, the Wah Wah pedal creates the Wah sound.
Very popular in the 60's-80's.

It's a pedal and you have to press down on it with your foot (well duh), and the movement of your foot controls the "Wah" sound.
I still do not know what the "Wah" sound actually sounds like, but I will listen to Jimi Hendrix's Voodoo Child again.

Furthermore, the Wah Wah Pedal has gone out of fashion due to the increased use of power chords.
I actually know what power chords are.

Dashel loves the "Wah" effect.

And in totally unrelated news, Dashel said "blowjob" thirteen times today.
I know, I counted.

The Wah Wah Pedal.

Sunday, April 13, 2008

So Very Very Much.

SAM sucks.
The only thing that's even remotely uplifting is that I get to say i'm "doing" SAM.
(Hahahaha. Inside joke... Lame.)

Oh. And the people I hang out with are pretty awesome too.


I should have taken ICPU.
Srsly.
I mean, first of all,
THERE IS NO MATH.

Secondly,
their timetables aren't sodomized.
(March intake people are FUCKTARDS!!)

AND I just got back from Singapore.
Which explains my outburst.
I don't go well with long-distances.

P.S. KIMMY I hope you spewed out a whole lot of crap for English. Because I did.

Saturday, April 12, 2008

Help her out.


Vote for Hye Jin Lee!

Hock Seng, you'd better appreciate this!
And come back faster.

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Bus drivers = Retards.

It began with the Tic-Tacs.
Orange flavoured.

So we have,
tired Vic + orange flavoured Tic-Tacs
=
?!

Maaaaaaajor sugar rush.
Plus, Tic-Tacs are awesome to shake.

While waiting for the bus, I (being in a hypercrazed state) decide to get...

A SLURPEE.

Obviously, not the brightest thing to do.
And that God-forsaken beverage made me and the Japanese girl

MISS THE BUS.

What the hell.
Like the damned driver couldn't wait FIVE FUCKING MINUTES.

Therefore, I come to my conclusion.

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Monday, April 7, 2008

Addictions.


Blink 182.

I died the day they did.
It explains a lot.

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

I Don't Lie.

Although I may avoid/dodge/not give full details.
Live with it.

ALSO,
my first tag! XD

Applaud me!
Instructions : Remove 1 question from below, and add in your personal question, make it a total of 20 questions, then tag 8 people in your list, list them out at the end of this post. Notify them in their chat box that he/she has been tagged.

1. At what age do you wish to marry?
26. No, I don't know why.

2. If you have the chance, what would you probably say to your beloved one?
Whatever i want.

3. Do you think life is unfair ? (Yin Sze)
Yes I do.

4. Where is the place that you want to go the most?
It's a split between Augusta, Georgia and Memphis, Tennessee.

5. What is the the last thing you want to do before you die?
Find the bastard who invented math, and get Jason to pee on his grave.
AFTER he pees on the moron who came up with April Fools.

6. Do you believe you can survive without money?
"Can you ask a rainbow to be less beautiful?"
-Mango-

7. What are you afraid to lose the most?
Rafael.
It would be Erik, only he'll be a lot harder to lose.

8. If you win $1 million, what would you do?
Save it. A million is not enough to get Blink 182 back.

9. If you meet someone that you love,would you confess to him/her?
No.

10. List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you.
Awesome, bad at math, and they don't hit me.

11. What are the requirements that you wish from your other half?
To come and visit me.
I am, of course, talking about Wei Tze.

12. Which type of person do you hate the most?
The Ming Han Type.

13. What is your ambition?
To have a fuckload of money.

14. What is the thing that will make you think he/she is bad?
Evils.

15. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
Right now, Erik.

16. If you have a chance, which part of your character would you like to change?
I love me.

17. Are you a shopaholic or not?
I am not.

18. If you are to die one day, who you wish to spend the last day with?
I WILL DIE ONE DAY!
It's a fact.

19. What is/are ur trademark(s)?
Height. Duh.

20. Do you believe in true friendship ?? (Shu Xian)
Yes.

Terms and Conditions applied: Whoever reads this blog is Tagged!

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Hitler Was Famous Too.

Fact One: Ming Han is a crappy shooter.

Fact Two: He couldn't throw an empty can into a bin.

Fact Three: He hates me.

If my blog was more popular I'd say....

"Attention dear readers.
Today, this jerk called Ming Han threw an empty 100+ can at me.
Please feel free to kick him in the (insert body part).
Thank you."

I have yet to imagine some ingenius revenge plan.
Comments and ideas are very much appreciated.
If YOU would like to help bring justice,
Tuesday, before 11 sounds good.

Personally,
I prefer killing before I eat.
BUT!
I make exemptions.

For fantabulous ideas and inspirations, it is advised for Ashley Ho, Samantha Liew, Rebecca Loh, and Pun Wei Tze to meet with me ASAP.
Syarqawi is also invited, mainly, to keep us from going too far.

And in response to Kath's blog...

The last time I was as hurt was when I was 13,
and my cheerleading captain told me that:

"Only gay people watch Spongebob Squarepants."

Ow.