Johnny Depp has no pretty face;
His eyes are small and his smile is dull;
He does not compare to men like Chace;
Some think his looks resemble a skull.
He may not appeal with a blade in his hand;
You may not admire his half-naked body;
You may not care that he has a band;
He cannot compete against Adam Gregory.
His voice, is nothing like Ed's;
His antics, they may scare you;
You may not want him in bed;
You wouldn't like him with a new hairdo.
But Kim, though I do not know much, I do know this
If J.D were to retire, he I shall surely miss.
Et Voila! The result of a 5 hour seminar.
There's more where that came from.
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