Victoria's Views.

Being fat should be considered a crime.

And I don't mean fat like Ashley's

"God, if you won't make me thin, please make my friends fat".

I mean fat like third stage obese fat.

Like "I need to staple my stomach" fat.

Like "My liposuction fat could feed half of Africa" fat.

So unless you have a serious gland problem,

being fat is like trying to commit suicide.

And yes, my brother did have something to do with this.

28/4/08:

I know some people may have issues and arguments about this post.

But whatever, 

I'm still going to laugh every time a fat person gets stuck in an aeroplane toilet.